I love the heat. I love the cold. I love the mild weather of fall, and the pleasant weather of…
The Gravy Train
The Ugly Side of Clean
I hate sterile environments. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want to be swimming in a vat of…
Pink Pony Club
I have a confession to make. I’ve been to the Pink Pony Club. That sounds like a euphemism for…
In Praise of Bubbles
I like bubbles. I like appreciating bubbles. I like staring into a glass filled with a carbonated beverage on a…
Shoot Yourself in the Foot
While on a train from Prague to Vienna, I happened to share a compartment with an Austrian professor of biology.…
Strange Skills
I often marvel at the unique ability of human beings to adapt to any circumstance. But not only that, to…
A Very Full Sentence
“Your mother knows you’re back on drugs.” These were the words I heard on a cold spring morning in…