Price tags don’t tell us enough information. Sure, they tell us how much money we have to pay for something.…
The Gravy Train
Let’s Talk About Star Wars
I don’t want to, not really. But let’s. It has to do with bravery, and since there seems to be…
The Virtue of Insignificance
We all want to be significant. We value our lives, and if our lives have value then the things that…
The Future is Now, and it is Lame
Everyone has their particular reference point for a movie or TV show that took place in the future, but for…
On Giving a Darn
On Superbowl Sunday, I tore off my shirt and ran on my friend’s back porch screaming with joy. This was…
The Insanity of the Everyman
Let’s imagine that there exists a finite amount of absurdity in the world. This would mean that the more insane…
Make Things Better by Making Things Harder
So you’re stuck at home. Maybe you’re working. Maybe you’re not. Maybe you’re considering having a cocktail at ten in…
Wanting Fear
In my experience, the type of emotions you most experience are the kind you are most comfortable with. These are…
Thunderdome Karen, and other Terrible People
In keeping with last week’s descriptions of persons we despise, let us discover a new label for those affecting us…
The Kale Chip Awards
Imagine the most egregiously posturing person you know. They might bring a record player to a coffee shop. They might…