Everyone has their particular reference point for a movie or TV show that took place in the future, but for…
The Gravy Train
On Giving a Darn
On Superbowl Sunday, I tore off my shirt and ran on my friend’s back porch screaming with joy. This was…
The Insanity of the Everyman
Let’s imagine that there exists a finite amount of absurdity in the world. This would mean that the more insane…
Make Things Better by Making Things Harder
So you’re stuck at home. Maybe you’re working. Maybe you’re not. Maybe you’re considering having a cocktail at ten in…
Wanting Fear
In my experience, the type of emotions you most experience are the kind you are most comfortable with. These are…
Thunderdome Karen, and other Terrible People
In keeping with last week’s descriptions of persons we despise, let us discover a new label for those affecting us…
The Kale Chip Awards
Imagine the most egregiously posturing person you know. They might bring a record player to a coffee shop. They might…
Everyone is Doomed, and that’s Wonderful.
There is, without a doubt, an end to all things. That includes your life. That includes this world. That even…